i'm at my mom's house (insert failure to launch joke here) with the kids while chez 'zilla is undergoing some major cosmetic surgery. the wood trim in every nook and cranny is being stripped and stained back to its natural brillance. so -
a) it's back to typing with one hand.
b) my mom is the only one on the planet still on dial up.
i'll post pics later... pray that i don't lose my sanity in the meantime.