if you don't hear from me ever again (lucky you!) - it's because i ate this and evolved into something else hopefully something with a brain but with my luck no appendages, no opposable thumbs, no nuthin, nada...
Thursday, March 10, 2005
i broke open an egg today to satisfy my egg lust and two yolks came out of it. now, i'm having an uncomfortable simpsons' three eyed fish moment. what's ironic - it was an organic free range grade a large brown egg - at least that's what the carton says. but i went with my homeric food instinct and just anihilated this sweet eggy goodness...
if you don't hear from me ever again (lucky you!) - it's because i ate this and evolved into something else hopefully something with a brain but with my luck no appendages, no opposable thumbs, no nuthin, nada...
if you don't hear from me ever again (lucky you!) - it's because i ate this and evolved into something else hopefully something with a brain but with my luck no appendages, no opposable thumbs, no nuthin, nada...
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
LinkWithin
3 comments:
i ate one of those once and the last time i checked, i may be a bit loopier, but no general mutations :)
mulligan - it's like i'm your very own private "fear factor" :)
letti - ditto. no general mutations to speak of... well, none that i can blame the yolks on... :)
square 1 - it had crossed my mind but of course i decided i WAS going to spare my audience... but NO... you HAD to go there! :)
and so i must bombard you with other yolk jokes..
what is a chicken's fave tree?
a yolk (oak) tree!
what grows on yolk trees?
egg-corns!
what do you call a city of 20 millions eggs?
new yolk city!
what can't you tease egg whites?
because they can't take a "yolk"!
thank you! two shows a night! try the veal! :)
Post a Comment