Tuesday, February 06, 2007

how cold IS it?

it's SO cold that i may pull the trigger and buy (links are NSFW) this or one of these or even this...

because a) the obvious. b) if i'm still cold, i can light it on fire. c) it will keep the f*cking static electricity down to a minimum.




(and no, i did not post this in front o' the chillins... and don't you even think about posting your favorite thermometer pun in the comments.)

4 comments:

The Freelance Cynic said...

I imagine the wooden one might be somewhat more trouble than it's worth though don't you?

How would explain the splinters to a doctor?

mamazilla said...

freelance cynic - you just HAD to go there didn't you...

fyi, (wisenheimer)i would humbly explain that it was all al gore's fault. giddy from a recent viewing of the inconvenient truth, mamazilla is the victim of a toilet paper making experiment gone horribly wrong...

Angela said...

Mamazilla, you are hilarious. The temperature is just as cold here in Canada, brrr, I'm fine with the snow, but this cold is killing me. Hey, I've finally started my own blog, please come by and check it out.

mamazilla said...

angela - PLEASE STOP SENDING THE COLD WEATHER!!!! SEND IT DIRECTLY EAST NOT SOUTH!!! :)

coming by to check out your blog right now...

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