Monday, April 24, 2006
pic stolen w/o permision from http://eric.b.olsen.tripod.com - MEA CULPA!!!
I DECIDED THAT I AM OFFICIALLY
"MOMMY OF THE UNIVERSE, FOREVER"!!!
YA WANNA KNOW WHY!?
(today, no child has been harmed, maimed, disfigured, decapitated or killed in any way, shape or form... even though both children have given me more than enough reasons to do so and even if i had harmed a hair on their chinny chin chins i'd be found not guilty by reason of insanity! )
BECAUSE I'M THE MOMMY!!!
AND I SAID SO!!!
AND THAT'S WHY!!!
...it's a wonder - no, a f*cking miracle, that i don't self medicate.
UPDATE: after a meal and dancing around the kitchen to neil diamond with the kids.... life regains its rosy hue.