(this thing is SOOOO broken...)
You're Lolita! by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.
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6 comments:
YEAH! Stay away from our kids!
Now please come closer to me...at all times.
Love,
your husband (hubba hubba)
Hm, maybe "depraved and immoral" is code for misunderstood? Heck, my hubby was Anne of Green Gables and hell, there's definite truth in that!
anonymous - yeah, whatever, humbert humbert.
lien - way to see the silver lining! ;) your hubby got anne of green gables!!! WHY IS EVERYONE ELSE GETTING THE COOL BOOKS!!!???
seriously, that quiz is broke.
I am some book I never heard of, "The This They Carried", by some guy I never heard of, Tim O'Brien. Here's my description:
Harsh and bitter, you tell it like it is. This usually comes in short, dramatic spurts of spilling your guts in various ways. You carry a heavy load, and this has weighed you down with all the horrors that humanity has to offer. Having seen and done a great deal that you aren't proud of, you have no choice but to walk forward, trudging slowly through ongoing mud. In the next life, you will come back as a water buffalo.
I will let you, my beloved spouse, declare to the world if any of that is even remotely true.
anonymous - dude. are you AT WORK? WORKING? seriously... ;)
who loves ya, water buffalo?
You are sooo busted!
Of course, I now have to do this.
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